| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | |
| 1 | |
Black Hole Bandits | Win | 119.89 - 101.97 |
| 2 | |
Chris' Football Team | Win | 114.61 - 84.84* |
| 3 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras | ||
| 4 | |
Lattimer's Starting Defense | ||
| 5 | |
Come at Me Bro | ||
| 6 | |
Mighty Joboos | ||
| 7 | |
Murphy Dumps | ||
| 8 | |
WTFantasy | ||
| 9 | |
Thy Ginger Kid | ||
| 10 | |
Dr. Drea | ||
| 11 | |
The Goose. | ||
| 12 | |
Black Hole Bandits | ||
| 13 | |
Chris' Football Team | ||
| 14 | |
Globo Gym Purple Cobras |